On a road trip, I decided to make a toilet stop at a gas station. So I go into the toilet. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I had just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...
"Hi there, how is it going?"
I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in toilets on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I replied, "Not bad..."
Then the voice says, "So, what are you doing?"
I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say, "Well, I'm going back home..."
Then I hear the person suddenly say, "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."
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Wrong Number
Several men are in the locker room of a private country club after playing golf. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I'm at the mall and I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500."
"Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2007 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $77,000!"
"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent after lunch and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with the infinity pool, guest house, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $1.5 million. It is a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $1 million, OK?"
"Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"
"Bye."
The man hangs up, and asks aloud, "Who owns this phone?"
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I'm at the mall and I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500."
"Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2007 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $77,000!"
"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent after lunch and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with the infinity pool, guest house, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $1.5 million. It is a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $1 million, OK?"
"Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"
"Bye."
The man hangs up, and asks aloud, "Who owns this phone?"
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