Showing posts with label Fairy Tales. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fairy Tales. Show all posts

Snow White & Pinocchio

Shortest fairy tale with mystery, suspense, and sex:

Snow White sits on Pinocchio's face and says, "Tell me a lie."

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a Princess "Will you marry me?"

She said "No."

...and the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and drank beer all day every day for the rest of his natural days.

THE END
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