Showing posts with label Dormitories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dormitories. Show all posts

Season Pass

During the freshman orientation, the rules regarding dormitory access were discussed. In ending, the speaker summarized the rules, "The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, so too is the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"
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