Two geeks met online and began dating. When the girl finally introduced her boyfriend to her dad, the dad asked him what kind of line he had used to connect with his daughter.
Ever the geek, he naïvely replied, "Oh, I just used a regular 56K modem."
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Two Engineering Students
*Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
The second replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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