Pancakes

Brenda and Max took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although he appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pan cakes in the middle of the table.

"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"

"Just take two," Mom replied. "The rest are for your father."

The Growler

A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.

To his delight, he realizes she is not wearing any underwear.

The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my growler?"

"Yes, I'm sorry, " says the Scotsman and promises to avert his eyes.

"Actually, it's quite alright. It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the growler blows him a kiss.

The Scotsman, by now completely absorbed, inquires what else the growler can do.

"I can also make it wink," replied the woman and did so as the Scotsman stares in amusement.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The Scotsman moves over. She then asks, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, the Scotsman replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"