Showing posts with label Hunters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hunters. Show all posts

Making Sure

Joe and Fred are hunting when Fred suddenly keels over. Frantic, Joe calls 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"

A soothing voice at the other end replies, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."

After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator, "What do I do next?"
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