An Old Nun

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. She walked up to the group and with a big smile, asked, "Do you men know Jesus Christ?"

They shook their heads and looked at each other very confused. One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"

One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why?"

The worker yelled back, "Cos his wife's here with his lunch"

Two Nuns Cycling

Two nuns are cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says, "I've never come this way before."

To which the second one replies, "Must be the cobbles."

Two Nuns and Hot Dogs

Two nuns took their first trip outside their convent. They had never seen a baseball game so they got tickets. Once inside, they sat in the bleachers and hearing a vendor selling hot dogs, the first nun said, "We've never had hot dogs before," and so they ordered.

As the first nun unwrapped her hot dog, she paused briefly and proceeded to quickly wrap it up again, proclaiming, "Oh, my!"

"What's wrong, sister?" asked the second nun.

"Well, which part of the dog did you get?"