Chocolate-Covered Peanuts

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is
tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why
don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."

M&M's

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar.

When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime. But the old man comforts him, "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway. Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."

The Generous Woman with Peanuts

An old woman keeps offering the bus driver a handful of peanuts which he gratefully munched up. After some moments, she gave him more peanuts. Curious, the driver asked why she kept giving him peanuts.

“I have no teeth,” she replied.

“But why do you buy peanuts?” the driver asked.

“Oh, I just love the chocolate around them,” was the old woman’s reply.