Is Skydiving for you?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

The Opposite of Skydiving

A guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens. Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting towards the ground, he sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?"

"No", she says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"