Group Therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mom, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

To the second mom, he said, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

To the third mom, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mom quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us."

Looking On

A woman went to her shrink as she was having severe problems with her sex life.

The psychiatrist asked her many questions but wasn't able to obtain a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?"

"Well, yes, I actually did once."

"And how did your husband look?"

"Angry, very angry."

At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?"

"He was looking through the window at us!"