Smart Salesman

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked, "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200?"

Aghast, the man said, "Are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again, "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for half price at $100?"

The man replies bluntly, "You must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out two brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He offers one to the man, "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much."

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite. Suddenly, he spits it out and snarls,
"Hey, this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"

Big Sale Day

A department store was having a big sale. In anticipation, a long line began to form in front of the store's entrance long before it opened that day.

A few minutes before the opening, a small man began pushing his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw by an irate grandmother and knocked around a bit, then thrown to the end of the line again.

As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"