Two midget brothers walked into a bar and one said, "Man I'm tired of screwing midget girls. Let's screw real women." His brother agreed. A few minutes later, two blondes walked in and sat by the two midgets. The four started talking and the midgets asked if they want to go back with them to the hotel. The blondes agreed.
In the first room the blonde and the midget were getting it on when the midget said, "Oh baby, I'm sorry this has never happened before, but I can't get hard."
So they gave up and decided to just sleep. But through the wall from the second room they heard "1, 2, 3 uh 1, 2, 3 uh,..." all night long.
The next morning after the two blondes has left, the brothers met up to discuss how their night went.
The first midget said, "Oh, my night was terrible. I just couldn't get hard."
The second midget replied, "Mine was worse."
"What do you mean," the first guy asked, "I heard you going "1, 2, 3 uh all night long."
To which the second guy replied "Yeah! I couldn't get on the damn bed."
