A man went to a pet shop to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the store owner, "How much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said, "$250."
"$250? Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office. He can do all of your spreadsheets, type all of your letters and make all your presentations."
The man asked, What about the parrot on the right?"
"That one is $500. He is a web developer who is an expert in Ajax, Adobe Flash Air, PhP, SQL and just about everything else related to the web."
"Interesting," the man replied, "What about the middle one?"
"Oh, that goes for $1,000."
Now totally piqued by curiosity, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The owner replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything. But the other two call him SIR."
