A Jew walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jew says.
"But I'm Chinese!"
"Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jew sits back down. Then, the Chinese walks up to the Jew and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jew says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
