A bunch on new arrivals gather at the gates of Heaven where they are met by St. Peter. The good saint asks the first person, "Religion?"
"Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to Room 21, but be very quiet as you pass Room 1."
A second person is asked the same question.
"Baptist," he replies.
"Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 1," St. Peter instructs him.
The third person comes up and is again asked the same question.
"Jewish," the man answers.
"Go to Room 13, but be very quiet as you pass Room 1."
The man says, "Excuse me, St. Peter, I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must we all be quiet when we pass Room 1?"
"Well, the Catholics are in Room 1," St. Peter replies, "and they think they're the only ones here."
