A man pulled into the crowded parking lot at a big shopping center and then rolled down the car windows to make sure his pet dog would have fresh air. The dog was fully stretched out on the back seat.
Wanting to impress upon his pet that she must remain there, he walked to the curb backward, pointing a finger at the car and emphatically commanded, "Stay. Do you hear me? Stay!"
At the point, the driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde, gave him a strange look and asked, "Why don't you just put it in park?"
