A couple have three lovely daughters - Elaine, Ena & Ella. They were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and remained virgins until they all decided to get married at the same time.
The parents, concerned about their daughters' first-night experience, instructed them before they went on their respective honeymoons, "We want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Tell us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity use a code to describe your experiences."
So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. The couple received an SMS text from Elaine. It simply said, "Standard Chartered." They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement.
"Ah! Here it is!!!!" exclaimed the father, "The motto for Standard Chartered is... BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY." They were were happy.
The following week, they received a SMS text came from Ena. It read "Nescafe." Again the couple scanned the newspaper finally they saw a Nescafe ad. It read "Nescafe: Pleasure till the Last Drop." The couple jumped for joy.
They waited for the Ella's SMS text to come. A week passed. Nothing. Another week passed. Again nothing. Finally two more weeks passed and her SMS text finally came in. It simply read, "PAL."
The couple was confused and couldn't figure it out. So they decided to wait for a second SMS text. But one week passed and nothing came. Then one night, the father was reading the newspaper when it came across an ad for Philippine Airlines. It read PAL - 7 times a week. 4 to 6 times a day. Non-Stop."
He fell off his chair.
